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Friday, June 15, 2012

CDC Seriously Reacts To Rumors Of Zombie Apocalypse

After a series of bizarre attacks that made news during the past weeks, the Centers for Disease Control felt compelled to address people's worries, due to 'Undead' sightings.

The state of Ohio made the abuse of bath salts illegal last year. While there haven't been any reported incidents in Twinsburg, it can't be said for other parts of the United States, unfortunately. Because of some high profile news stories about people using bath salts and cannibalism the CDC is seriously addressing the issue and telling people how to prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse. On the CDC Site, under a heading of "Emergency Preparedness and Response" is a subhead called "Social Media: Peparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." There's a tongue-in-cheek novella shown there called "Zombie Pandemic" which "demonstrates the importance of being prepared in an entertaining way that people of all ages will enjoy." You can follow along with the …

John McMillan

12:26 pm on Sunday, June 17, 2012

I find it sad that this is even a story. Are people really that stupid now?   more ›

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